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Most Emailed Photos - 10/22/2003 by Tom Soyer
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As a child i was very destructive and volger...so i hung gi-joes and dogs from my ceiling...it made me laugh.

When I became a teenage I sat at the local park in Georgetown, Alaska and hated it because there were no ducks like this...oh the sarrow.

Now I sit at home and masturbate to my grandfathers picture, he turned me kinda gay after he sexually raped my anal cavity when I was 6.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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