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Most Emailed Photos - 02/11/2004 by 3Suns
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And Iím proud to be an American,
where at least I know Iím free.

And I wont forget the dogs who died,
who feed the Taiwanese.

Iíd thank my lucky stars,
to be livin here today.
ĎCause beef and poultry's what we eat,
God bless the USA!


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<Lauren> Ossum!
<guyPaulo> This would win on a Wednesday, no doubt about it.
<ElvisThePelvis> God bless us one and all. Care for some pressed duck?
<Axolotl> Then you need one of these: ...tinyurl.com...
<Stormi> Very funny!
<infosponge> OMFG!
<ajiav> maybe dog is good...
<mypalmike> Everyone's writing teh funne ones today!

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