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Most Emailed Photos - 01/04/2004 by Mort
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Now, everyone be very quiet. Steve Irwin is about to place the baby in the crocodile's mouth.

Any startling noises, and the crocodile will make chopped salad of her

and that would be the sixth baby we've lost this week.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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You take the images, you write the captions, you make the story. They interconnect, see?


There are 14 messages for this day.
<MLimburg> Rhyming Bad Haiku ... I think I'm going to be sick (hehe)
<MLimburg> Err .. posted in the wrong form .. check my second entry
<guyPaulo> Looks like there's a few new monkies hanging around today.
<yoyology> And some old ones, too.
<Lauren> yoyo, who are you calling old?
<Confused by simple jokes> I am confused.
<guyPaulo> These one-line comments make a nice pattern.
<yoyology> Yeah, but then some ignorant lout will come in and go on and on about how his caption was really cool and how come nobody is commenting on it and he's got really low self-esteem which probably stems from some kind of childhood issue with bullies on the playground or wetting his pants all the time in kindergarten and then the whole thing will just be ruined and it'll be all his fault, but you really won't be able to yell at him, because really, he's just a pathetic loser and it would be like kicking a crippled puppy or something.
<Lauren> Right now, the bubble-butted Brazilian is back at the top of the Yahoo page....
<guyPaulo> Thanks only to my desperate loneliness and spamming abilities....
<keanu reeves> 
<keanu reeves> 
<keanu reeves> do you want to die 7 days or have sex
<jimmy osmond > i am gay how about u oh yeah tell evryone


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