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Most Emailed Photos - 12/03/2003 by guyPaulo
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The internet is a great place for finding bizarre porn and becoming incredibly jaded in the process. What starts as a hunt for a little black pussy can quickly become a hissing, spitting nightmare.

Hhmm, this overweight manatee is allowing 2 fur seals to suck at her teets. Yawn, it would only be interesting if the seals were female, thus making the scene fall under the catagory of "fat gay inter-species threesomes."

This image, on the other hand, is incredibly stimulating. Just look at those athletic shoes! Imagine how they smell! Ahhhhh.....perfect for stinkyfootlover.com
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe, this is perverse. I love it.
<guyPaulo> I KNOW YOU can top it Elvis!
<mypalmike> Nice one.
<ElvisThePelvis> guyPaulo, you sir have thrown down the gaunlet. I accept your challenge and apologize in advance.
<Lauren> Excellent, but I think Elvis may have bested you. JMHO.

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