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Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I loved her and her cat.

I would go anywhere with her.

But when she was done with me, she threw me out like an old dress.


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<Cookieus Hackus> It happens all too often...
<ElvisThePelvis> Altkleider means old dress :)
<Kumiho> Sounds like all my previous relationships.
<3Suns> Beware of Kumiho!
<Kumiho> no, no, I was the one tossed out!

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