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Most Emailed Photos - 07/10/2003 by Matt at satanosphere.com
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After years of steroid abuse, Moscow's Ivak J. Javickovich shows of his bitch tits.

"Ivak, I like you, but why are these cameras here? Did you forget the first rule of 'Fight Club' or something?"

The Russians prove they're unfamiliar with the traditions of America's 4th of July celebrations.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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