[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bears have it easy, they don't get teased for being over weight at school like me. Nobody dares to call them names like Bulky, Fatso and Plumptious.

I want to be a bear so hard.

I thought I would turn into Yogi Bear if I ate enough picnic baskets. One day I stole a basket from some couple in the park, the food I ate with glee, but I just couldn't stomach the utensils.

Watching the HULK last week changed my whole life. I no longer want to be a bear I want to SMASH and BASH like the HULK.
Yesterday I pulled down my hulk doll's trousers and found a huge willie!

Now I want to be the HULK so hard.

(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 317 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:04Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:01Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:56Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:55Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:54Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:53Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:50Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:48Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:45Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:41Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:39Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:38Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:37Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:36Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:34Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:32Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:29Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:28Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:26Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:24Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:23Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:21Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:20Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:16Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:13Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:09Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:08Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:05Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:04Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:02Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:00Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:58Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:57Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:56Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:53Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:52Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:50Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:49Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:48Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:45Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:44Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:42Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:41Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:40Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:37Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:36Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:35Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:34Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:32Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:28Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:24Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:21Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:20Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:19Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:18Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:16Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:15Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:14Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:13Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:10Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:08Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:06Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:04Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:01Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:53Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:50Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:49Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:47Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:46Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:45Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:44Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:41Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:38Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:36Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:35Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:34Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:33Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:31Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:29Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:28Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:26Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:25Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:24Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:23Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:20Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:19Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:17Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:14Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:12Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:06Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:05Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:03Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:01Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:58Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:56Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:52Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:51Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:49Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:48Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:47Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:46Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:45Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:42Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:40Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:36Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:34Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:33Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:32Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:29Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:28Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:27Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:26Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:24Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:23Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:21Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:20Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:17Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:16Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:12Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:11Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:08Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:05Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:01Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:59Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:57Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:56Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:54Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:52Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:51Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:48Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:47Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:45Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:40Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:39Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:38Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:36Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:35Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:33Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:30Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:28Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:27Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:24Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:23Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:22Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:20Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:17Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:16Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:15Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:14Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:13Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:11Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:08Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:06Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:05Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:03Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:01Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:59Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:57Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:53Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:52Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:51Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:49Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:47Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:45Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:43Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:42Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:40Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:37Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:35Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:33Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:32Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:28Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:27Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:26Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:25Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:21Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:18Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:17Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:16Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:15Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:12Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:08Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:06Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:04Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:01Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:58Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:57Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:56Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:54Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:52Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:49Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:48Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:46Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:45Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:44Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:42Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:41Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:39Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:36Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:35Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:34Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:32Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:29Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:28Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:27Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:25Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:24Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:23Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:20Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:17Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:15Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:13Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:10Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:09Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:08Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:06Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:05Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:01Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:57Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:55Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:54Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:53Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:52Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:49Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:48Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:45Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:44Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:43Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:41Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:38Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:36Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:34Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:33Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:32Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:24Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:23Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:21Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:20Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:19Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:18Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:16Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:15Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:14Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:13Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:09Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:08Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:07Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:04Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:00Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:59Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:57Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:56Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:55Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:53Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:51Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:50Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:49Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:48Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:46Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:45Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:40Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:38Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:36Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:33Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:32Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:28Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:24Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:20Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:18Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:16Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:14Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:12Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:09Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:08Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:06Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:04Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:02Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:01Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:59Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:58Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:57Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:54Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:52Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:51Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:49Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:48Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:47Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:46Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:44Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:43Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:42Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:39Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:37Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:36Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:34Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:33Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:32Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:29Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:27Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:25Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:21Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:20Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:17Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:15Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:14Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:13Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:12Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:09Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:08Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:06Caption #230

Board [Post Message]

I found the only internet access in Oregon today, it's a 2400 baud modem in downtown Portland, the only browser on the machine was Netscape 1.1N. Tomorrow I will be in Bend, I think I will have to resort to carrier pigeon to update.

I met a little cute shih tzu puppy today called Yogi, you can all blame that dog for today's captions.

There are 0 messages for this day.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post