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Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2003 by Mort
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Bears have it easy, they don't get teased for being over weight at school like me. Nobody dares to call them names like Bulky, Fatso and Plumptious.

I want to be a bear so hard.


I thought I would turn into Yogi Bear if I ate enough picnic baskets. One day I stole a basket from some couple in the park, the food I ate with glee, but I just couldn't stomach the utensils.

Watching the HULK last week changed my whole life. I no longer want to be a bear I want to SMASH and BASH like the HULK.
Yesterday I pulled down my hulk doll's trousers and found a huge willie!

Now I want to be the HULK so hard.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I found the only internet access in Oregon today, it's a 2400 baud modem in downtown Portland, the only browser on the machine was Netscape 1.1N. Tomorrow I will be in Bend, I think I will have to resort to carrier pigeon to update.

I met a little cute shih tzu puppy today called Yogi, you can all blame that dog for today's captions.


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