[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bears have it easy, they don't get teased for being over weight at school like me. Nobody dares to call them names like Bulky, Fatso and Plumptious.

I want to be a bear so hard.

I thought I would turn into Yogi Bear if I ate enough picnic baskets. One day I stole a basket from some couple in the park, the food I ate with glee, but I just couldn't stomach the utensils.

Watching the HULK last week changed my whole life. I no longer want to be a bear I want to SMASH and BASH like the HULK.
Yesterday I pulled down my hulk doll's trousers and found a huge willie!

Now I want to be the HULK so hard.

(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 186 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:20Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:19Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:16Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:14Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:13Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:12Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:11Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:07Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:00Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:57Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:52Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:49Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:43Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:42Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:36Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:35Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:32Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:31Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:30Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:20Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:15Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:11Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:05Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:03Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:02Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:58Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:56Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:55Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:52Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:47Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:46Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:45Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:38Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:35Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:34Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:31Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:30Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:28Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:27Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:25Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:18Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:12Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:10Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:09Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:06Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:55Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:50Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:48Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:45Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:42Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:41Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:28Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:25Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:24Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:17Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:11Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:10Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:07Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:02Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:01Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:59Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:55Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:53Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:48Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:47Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:45Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:41Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:33Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:29Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:28Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:24Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:18Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:16Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:15Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:11Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:10Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:09Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:08Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:07Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:06Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:05Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:04Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:02Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:01Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:59Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:57Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:56Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:55Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:50Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:49Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:40Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:38Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:33Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:26Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:24Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:22Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:21Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:14Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:08Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:58Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:53Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:45Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:44Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:42Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:39Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:37Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:36Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:33Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:27Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:21Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:14Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:10Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:10Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:04Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:58Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:56Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:54Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:52Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:48Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:46Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:43Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:38Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:33Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:25Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:20Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:19Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:12Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:08Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:01Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:59Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:55Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:52Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:51Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:49Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:43Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:42Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:38Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:36Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:31Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:30Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:29Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:28Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:26Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:23Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:22Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:11Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:05Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:01Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:00Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:59Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:56Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:50Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:40Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:39Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:37Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:29Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:28Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:26Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:25Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:15Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:14Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:13Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:07Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:04Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:01Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:59Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:53Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:50Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:49Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:47Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:46Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:43Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:42Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:41Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:40Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:39Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:37Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:33Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:31Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:29Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:28Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:26Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:21Caption #212

Board [Post Message]

I found the only internet access in Oregon today, it's a 2400 baud modem in downtown Portland, the only browser on the machine was Netscape 1.1N. Tomorrow I will be in Bend, I think I will have to resort to carrier pigeon to update.

I met a little cute shih tzu puppy today called Yogi, you can all blame that dog for today's captions.

There are 0 messages for this day.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post