I said, Fuck it Mom, I'm sixteen!!! How am I supposed to fucking get off?
Do I gotta peek at my sister's fucking Powerpuff Girls???? FUCK YOU, BITCH!!!
Now Dad wants me to go out in the woodshed. Maybe he's got a stash of porn out there and he's gonna give it to me?
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emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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