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Most Emailed Photos - 01/21/2004 by Axolotl
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Have you heard about 'the Brazilian'? It involves hot wax and a lot of pain.

For women with lower pain thresholds, 'the German' requires you to keep your arms to the sides at all times.

'The wookiee' is just pulling out the worst fur with some duct tape.


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<Pedro Gonzales> That Wookie roar is appropriate to waxing
<apple juice is a verb> The worst fur...
<Carol> Hee hee.
<myratana> And the landing strip? ; )

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