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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/06/2004 by guyPaulo
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Despite my horrifically bad lactose intolorance, I was pressured into eating 2 bowls of icecream at the party. I desperetly tried to hold it in, my hand clutching my stomach in a futile attempt to hold back the tide. I might have held out, but that slut Christina offered me cake. She knew I couldn't refuse it.

My stomach churned and growled, sounding much like Spot that time he went to the Asian doggy-massage parlor and got the "happy ending" to his massage.

Finally, the ED came rolling out of me in a tragic volcano of sh*t.

The only plus side was that I finally got revenge on that whore Christina and her ugly friend MaryBeth.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> LOL you're still the man guyP.
<Morgus> The way you tell it, it really seems like a true story! Yo!
<Lauren> Please, people, do not encourage him...
<guyPaulo> Yes, its a true story. I am, in fact, a 13 year old girl with horrific lactose intolorance. I'm also no longer invited to any parties, which is why you monkies are my only friends now.
<Fah Q> I enjoyed it, yet it kinda scares me.
<Kumiho> you rock guyP. I think you might even have made ED a fit subject for conversation.

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