[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 141 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:15Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker22:22:11Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:48Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:42Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:41Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:37Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:22Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:20Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:18Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:15Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:13Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:09Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker22:21:04Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:59Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:54Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:53Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:49Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:48Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:37Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:29Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:26Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:22Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:19Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:12Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:08Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker22:20:02Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:58Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:55Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:49Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:47Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:46Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:43Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:38Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:33Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:32Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:29Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:23Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:21Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:18Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:12Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:07Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:01Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker22:19:00Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:59Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:52Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:51Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:46Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:28Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:26Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:21Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:18Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:13Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:10Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:07Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker22:18:01Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:57Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:56Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:52Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:48Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:46Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:42Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:39Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:35Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:32Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:29Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:16Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:14Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:09Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:05Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker22:17:01Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:53Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:48Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:42Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:38Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:35Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:30Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:22Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:16:06Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:58Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:55Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:41Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:37Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:32Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:28Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:25Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:21Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:16Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:10Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:06Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:03Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:59Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:55Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:52Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:49Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:46Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:42Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:38Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:34Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:31Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:29Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:28Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:23Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:22Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:18Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:14Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:10Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:03Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:02Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:59Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:55Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:52Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:47Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:45Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:36Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:31Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:28Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:27Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:23Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:20Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:17Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:15Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:14Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:10Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:08Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:04Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker22:13:01Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:59Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:57Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:54Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:48Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:45Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:39Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:36Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:33Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:27Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:24Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:23Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:21Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker22:12:18Caption #254

Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?


There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post