OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!
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|<David Byrden> HA HA HA|
|<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.|
Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...
|<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."|
|<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...|
|<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..|
|<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..|
|<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...|
|<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.|
|<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!|
|<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.|
|<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!|
|<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.|
Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.
|<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!|
|<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work. |
|<Kumiho> How's this for scary?|
|<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.|
|<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.|
|<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.|
|<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.|
|<yeah> Dude this so is not right|
|<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.|
|<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?|
|<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.|
|<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)|
|<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?|
|<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...|