Those goddamned Evolutionists say that a mammal species WITH LEGS took to the water...
...and it magically "EVOLVED" into the Dolphin! Do bears lay fish eggs? I don't think so!
Whatever will they say next? Don't sit down, Christians! Your sofa could be "EVOLVING" into a kitten!
Besides, Jesus wants you to kneel. And hand over your money.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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