[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/04/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The naked lady only made...

...John Kerry laugh, but...

...he was secretly aroused by the sumo wrestlers.
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 76 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:40Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:39Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:38Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:37Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:35Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:32Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:31Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:30Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:29Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:29Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:26Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:23Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:19Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:15Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:12Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:11Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:08Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:03Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:02Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker23:03:00Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:59Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:58Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:57Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:55Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:51Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:50Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:49Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:48Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:47Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:43Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:42Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:40Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:39Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:38Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:37Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:36Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:35Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:34Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:32Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:31Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:29Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:27Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:25Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:24Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:23Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:22Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:19Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:18Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:15Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:13Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:11Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:07Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:03Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:02Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker23:02:01Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:59Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:58Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:56Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:54Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:52Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:51Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:49Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:48Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:47Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:45Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:43Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:42Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:40Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:39Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:38Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:36Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:35Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker23:01:33Caption #415

Board [Post Message]

Man, I wouldn't put my hand there, it's got to be dripping with under sumo-boob sweat.

There are 11 messages for this day.
<ElvisThePelvis> Why do the sumo wrestlers in america wear shorts?
<yoyology> Dear merciful heavens. What is wrong with that woman?
<obtuse> The nictating membrane (third eyelid) is very pronounced in this particular species of feline.
<3Suns> If that's a feline, there are a few other noticable differences from the norm...
<Mort> As much could be said if it were human.
<JulieK> That lady's face is creepy.
<yoyology> I believe that Axolotl would tell you that the word is spelled "nictitating".

Not that he'd ever be pedantic and snotty, but I sure can!

...define.ansme.com...

<obtuse> I went to all the trouble of looking it up, but didn't bother to spell it right. Typical of me.
<3Suns> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

Now I'm hungry for a frozen treat of blood and vegetables too...

<Lauren> The polar bear bears an uncanny resemblance to my dog, who is a vegetarian.
<kobold47> Her eyes are kinda like Julie's


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post