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Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by David Byrden
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Pollution will make America safer by killing dangerous animals.

Pets will mutate in fascinating ways to entertain our children (these are puppies)

New jobs - American jobs! - will be created in the protective-garment industry.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> This one is so true it's not even funny...
<Carol> Yes, all true.

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