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Dear Mom,

I am happy and having fun at North Pole School of Magick.

I was sorted into the house of Frozenbutt! They say that's where Fangus Morningwood went!

I am still looking for a good familiar. I found some really cheap owl chicks, but I am still thinking about getting a pangolin instead.

Gotta go fight some dementors now!

Say Hi to dad and all the other Muggles!



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<Lauren> Is the North Pole School of Magick where those who do not have the grades for Hogwarts go? Or is it a financial issue that puts them there?
<guyPaulo> I really liked pangolins as a kid, but none of my friends knew what they were.

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