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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/06/2004 by obtuse
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Porn stars can't quit talking shop.

"Yeah, Stormi, blow it. Goddamn, girl, you know how to work that mouth."


Even at home alone...

"You're a dirty little b*tch, aren't you? Yeah *slap* you like that?"


But it's worse in public.

"Up here, with all these cameras... Everybody's watching. You make me so hot. I just want to..."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Ummm, the porn stars in that first caption are a bit young for this country I think.
<ElvisThePelvis> Porn stars want to look young...
<obtuse> Uh. Apologies to the actual Stormi. I just picked a non-typical name out of thin air.
<Kumiho> That's okay, I'm Kumiho these days anyhow. ^_^ And heck, if I really did look that hot I WOULD be a porn star.
<Kumiho> Whoops! Gotta watch those those ratings!

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