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Most Emailed Photos - 10/06/2004 by yoyology
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When I purchased the old church in Maine, I thought I would be able to convert it to a home for myself and my three children.

Unfortunately, it turned out that the scratchings in the walls were not made by mice, but by the demon-spawn of Yog-narla-Thu, who devoured them one by one.

Then, the implantations began.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Axolotl> Good caption, and I don't think I have said welcome back yet!
<Kumiho> Awesome and welcome back!
<Lauren> Yea, yoyo, what she said!
<mywifesdeadhusbandsmoney> You must have been paying child support, which is why you would have had to purchase a demon and rat infested old church to live in.

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