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Most Emailed Photos - 10/06/2004 by yoyology
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When I purchased the old church in Maine, I thought I would be able to convert it to a home for myself and my three children.

Unfortunately, it turned out that the scratchings in the walls were not made by mice, but by the demon-spawn of Yog-narla-Thu, who devoured them one by one.

Then, the implantations began.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> Good caption, and I don't think I have said welcome back yet!
<Kumiho> Awesome and welcome back!
<Lauren> Yea, yoyo, what she said!
<mywifesdeadhusbandsmoney> You must have been paying child support, which is why you would have had to purchase a demon and rat infested old church to live in.

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