Dudes are encouraged to kiss one another in bars even if they're really not bi-sexual. The drunk, jeering frat-girl crowds demand it.
Signs Hollywood is taking over
Even crackheads get collogen lip injections.
Not satisfied to watch their owners have all the fun, there's now a parade for flamboyantly gay dogs.
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the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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