"I'm eighty years old and half-blind, little girl...
You can come sit in my lap if you want...
"..but trust me when I say you don't want to know what you look like to me."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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