"Now quit lion around and get back to work!" he commanded. "Hahaha! Oh man, that was a good one and...."
FFFSSSSST! THWAK! ...(thud)...
"Yes, your honor, I admit it. I shot Dale in the ass with a poisoned blowgun dart. I JUST COULDN'T TAKE ANY MORE PUNS, DAMMIT!"
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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