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Most Emailed Photos - 05/19/2004 by JMAN
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Why not pay an arm and a leg? My wife already has my balls.

While being banished from Hollywood, former child stars" The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" are forced to hitch rides with the locals so they can pick up there smokes and there booze.

I ain't crankin no more freakin music boxes man! I can't take it anymore
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ajiav> I think these are funny, whether they followed the rules or not.
<ajiav> especially that monkey.
<guyPaulo> I agree.

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