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Most Emailed Photos - 01/27/2005 by guyPaulo
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Cindy was about to be trampled by wild horses, but I arrived just in time and pulled her out of harm's way.

To repay me, she stripped down to her underwear and did a provacative cheerleader routine. Later, her blonde best friend joined us for a rauchy three-way.

With my lunch break being just about over, I then left my homemade HoloDeck and returned to my cubicle to finish those TPS reports.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> 
<Mort> In the HoloDeck Milton can BE the red swingline stapler.
<guyPaulo> Nice catch on the OS ref., Mort.
<What?>  Provocative cheerleader routine? Sorry, all that comes to mind is the Micky video. now its stuck in my head like the Barney song...ARRRGG
<Axolotl> Where I sat before, I could see the squirrels..and they were merry...

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