It started off as dancing. She made good tips and met many people. "Now I can save for school," she said.
School never came, though her clients often did.
She had fallen fast, from a fresh-faced girl with mucho opportunity...
...to a flat, tired and worn-out old pussy that most guys instantly labeled as "cow."
But I still love you, Jenny.
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the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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