Some guys have normal fantasies about hot bikini-clad exotic chicks.
But not everyone is so normal....
Some guys can only get aroused by dressing up as female carnival dancers and dry-humping old men.
However, the sickest of the lot are the men who dress their pets up as other animals and take erotic photos of the beasts. As with everything else, some pets are more photogenic than others.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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