The Great Leader, Mort, appeared on the balcony of the presidential quarters, overlooking Caption Square.
'Good people, brave workers of MEPopia!'
[damn, we have to stitch the lower jaw tighter]
The speech continued with the usual fare of patriotism, promises for more and better spam blocking actions on the scrawl boards, but conspicuously silent when it came to new photo sets.
And then came the bombshell...
'In times of great need and global instability, we must make great sacrifices.'