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Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2006 by Mort
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Mom: What are you gawking at Jeremy?

Jeremy: Oh, just hairless pussies Mom.

Mom: Aww, that sounds adorable, let me see.



Mom: JEREMY!



Mom: Cover your eyes at once!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 3 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Welcome back, Mort. We REALLY missed you. Everything okay? Oh, yeah, stellar captions.
<Mort> Yup everything is OK! Cept I kinda just did a pussy joke...
<Lauren> ...well, since you seem remorseful about it, we may just forgive you for using the *P* word to mean something un-cat. Your long and unexplained absence, however....


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