[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Trying to trim your cat's fur...



...can lead to a complex network of scars.



That's why I buy my cats pre-shorn.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 328 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:18Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:17Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:16Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:15Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:14Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:13Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:12Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:11Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:10Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:09Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:08Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:07Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:06Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:05Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:04Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:03Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:02Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:01Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:53:00Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:59Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:56Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:55Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:53Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:51Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:50Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:49Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:48Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:47Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:46Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:42Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:37Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:36Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:32Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:31Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:30Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:28Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:26Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:23Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:18Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:17Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:16Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:15Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:14Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:13Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:11Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:10Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:08Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:07Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:06Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:04Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:52:03Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:59Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:58Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:57Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:56Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:52Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:50Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:49Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:48Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:45Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:44Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:43Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:42Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:41Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:40Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:39Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:36Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:35Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:34Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:31Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:30Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:29Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:28Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:27Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:26Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:25Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:24Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:23Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:22Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:20Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:19Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:18Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:17Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:16Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:15Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:13Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:12Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:09Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:08Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:07Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:06Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:05Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:04Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:03Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:02Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:01Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker12:51:00Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:58Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:57Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:53Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:52Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:47Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:46Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:44Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:42Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:41Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:34Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:33Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:31Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:29Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:22Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:20Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:17Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:15Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:08Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:06Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:05Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:02Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:01Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:58Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:57Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:55Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:54Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:53Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:52Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:51Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:50Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:49Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:48Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:47Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:45Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:42Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:41Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:40Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:39Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:37Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:34Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:28Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:27Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:26Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:25Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:24Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:23Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:20Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:18Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:17Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:13Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:12Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:11Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:09Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:07Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:06Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:05Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:03Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:02Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:01Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:00Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:59Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:57Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:56Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:53Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:48Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:47Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:46Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:45Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:42Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:40Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:38Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:37Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:35Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:33Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:32Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:30Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:29Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:26Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:22Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:21Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:18Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:16Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:15Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:14Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:13Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:08Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:07Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:05Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:00Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:59Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:58Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:57Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:54Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:52Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:50Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:48Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:42Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:41Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:40Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:37Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:35Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:34Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:33Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:27Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:26Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:25Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:24Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:20Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:19Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:13Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:12Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:09Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:08Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:07Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:05Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:04Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:02Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:01Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:58Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:57Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:56Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:55Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:53Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:52Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:51Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:48Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:47Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:46Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:42Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:41Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:40Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:39Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:38Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:37Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:35Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:34Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:30Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:29Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:28Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:27Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:25Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:24Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:21Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:20Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:18Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:16Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:13Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:12Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:06Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:05Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:03Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:02Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:01Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:00Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:54Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:51Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:49Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:47Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:46Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:45Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:43Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:41Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:34Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:32Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:31Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:29Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:28Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:27Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:26Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:23Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:22Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:21Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:18Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:16Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:14Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:10Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:09Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:08Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:06Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:05Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:04Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:02Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:01Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:00Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:57Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:56Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:55Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:54Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:53Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:52Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:50Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:47Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:46Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:45Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:41Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:40Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:39Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:38Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:37Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:33Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:32Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:31Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:28Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:27Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:26Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:25Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:23Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:19Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:18Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:16Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:09Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:04Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:03Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:00Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:59Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:54Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:50Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:47Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:46Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:45Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:43Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:35Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:33Caption #349

Board [Post Message]


There are 22 messages for this day.
<Carol> There is a mention of axolotls in "I Like Your Pants" on rathergood.com: ...www.rathergood.com...
I would not have known what axolotls are, except for MEP!
<Lauren> Sunday, February 12th: 22" of fresh powder everywhere around here. Chester Co., PA is snowed in. What's it like where you are?
<Axolotl> And I wouldn't have known about Spongmonkeys or the Tourettaphone if it wasn't for rathergood.com.
<JP> And I would never have known where to hook up with a fenfen, viagra, and tamiflu dealer if it weren't for MEP! Thanks to Mort, I'm thinner, harder, and closer to death than ever.
<Carol> Lauren, it looks like everyplace is snowed in with spam.
<Mort> Ignore me just testing to try and get rid of spam
<Lauren> Happy Valentine's Day!

[I know this is a day late, but it looks like the regulars might not visit everyday anymore, so most of them will never know.]

<Axolotl> Mort, make everyone preview comments to the front page and solve a simple puzzle to post.

Like show three buttons with pics of a cat, a chick and tragedy a happy monkey! Then just the text "Click the monkey to post.

<Lauren> I am NOT a happy monkey right now. I am worried that Mort doesn't like monkies anymore.
<Mort> Oh I do Lauren, so very much.

Axolotl, I was thinking of something along those lines, but your solution was much cuter. I already disabled posting on the board for anytime more than a month ago.

<Lauren> I guess it's no more time travelling for guyPaulo, et al.

<Kumiho> Booo, I want to time travel.
<Lauren> Okay, so does anyone know what the above two posts are about or what caused them? This is even more disturbing on some levels than the spam, which so obviously begs you not to bother reading it.
<Lauren> I see what you're saying, e99WeXmOD9, but don't you think it would be better to leave well enough alone?
<JP> I'd like to buy a vowel. Why doesn't anyone post spam about THAT? Geez.
<jellyloo> I understand it! It all makes sense now!
<Mort> I've added a lil spam blocking element to posting on the board. Remember, too much tilt and you will lose your credits.

Thanks for the idea Axolotl.

<JP> This slot machine is broken.
<Mort> Doesn't seem broken to me.
<Axolotl> I wanted was some herbal V1@g_R@, but only got a sweet website full of monkeys and funny people!
<JP> Yeah, it's broken! I haven't gotten three of anything! Just spam, monkey, viagra. Viagra monkey spam. Spam Viagra Monkey. I keep putting silver dollars into my a: drive and I'm going broke! I think this slot machien is broken and I'd like to speak to the management!
<Lauren> Day 18: Still the same fucking pictures here. No relief in sight. Forced to re-read postsecret page again. At least they change the pix once a week....


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post