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Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2006 by Mort
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Trying to trim your cat's fur...



...can lead to a complex network of scars.



That's why I buy my cats pre-shorn.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 22 messages for this day.
<Carol> There is a mention of axolotls in "I Like Your Pants" on rathergood.com: ...www.rathergood.com...
I would not have known what axolotls are, except for MEP!
<Lauren> Sunday, February 12th: 22" of fresh powder everywhere around here. Chester Co., PA is snowed in. What's it like where you are?
<Axolotl> And I wouldn't have known about Spongmonkeys or the Tourettaphone if it wasn't for rathergood.com.
<JP> And I would never have known where to hook up with a fenfen, viagra, and tamiflu dealer if it weren't for MEP! Thanks to Mort, I'm thinner, harder, and closer to death than ever.
<Carol> Lauren, it looks like everyplace is snowed in with spam.
<Mort> Ignore me just testing to try and get rid of spam
<Lauren> Happy Valentine's Day!

[I know this is a day late, but it looks like the regulars might not visit everyday anymore, so most of them will never know.]

<Axolotl> Mort, make everyone preview comments to the front page and solve a simple puzzle to post.

Like show three buttons with pics of a cat, a chick and tragedy a happy monkey! Then just the text "Click the monkey to post.

<Lauren> I am NOT a happy monkey right now. I am worried that Mort doesn't like monkies anymore.
<Mort> Oh I do Lauren, so very much.

Axolotl, I was thinking of something along those lines, but your solution was much cuter. I already disabled posting on the board for anytime more than a month ago.

<Lauren> I guess it's no more time travelling for guyPaulo, et al.

<Kumiho> Booo, I want to time travel.
<Lauren> Okay, so does anyone know what the above two posts are about or what caused them? This is even more disturbing on some levels than the spam, which so obviously begs you not to bother reading it.
<Lauren> I see what you're saying, e99WeXmOD9, but don't you think it would be better to leave well enough alone?
<JP> I'd like to buy a vowel. Why doesn't anyone post spam about THAT? Geez.
<jellyloo> I understand it! It all makes sense now!
<Mort> I've added a lil spam blocking element to posting on the board. Remember, too much tilt and you will lose your credits.

Thanks for the idea Axolotl.

<JP> This slot machine is broken.
<Mort> Doesn't seem broken to me.
<Axolotl> I wanted was some herbal V1@g_R@, but only got a sweet website full of monkeys and funny people!
<JP> Yeah, it's broken! I haven't gotten three of anything! Just spam, monkey, viagra. Viagra monkey spam. Spam Viagra Monkey. I keep putting silver dollars into my a: drive and I'm going broke! I think this slot machien is broken and I'd like to speak to the management!
<Lauren> Day 18: Still the same fucking pictures here. No relief in sight. Forced to re-read postsecret page again. At least they change the pix once a week....


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