Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2006

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Trying to trim your cat's fur...

...can lead to a complex network of scars.

That's why I buy my cats pre-shorn.

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 357 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:23 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:22 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:21 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:20 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:19 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:18 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:17 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:15 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:13 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:09 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:07 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:05 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:04 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:03 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:02 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:01 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:00 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:59 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:58 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:57 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:54 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:51 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:49 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:45 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:43 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:42 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:41 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:40 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:39 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:38 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:37 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:36 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:35 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:34 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:33 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:32 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:31 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:30 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:29 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:26 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:24 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:23 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:21 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:16 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:15 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:13 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:12 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:09 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:08 Caption #986

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:05 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:04 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:03 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:02 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:01 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:00 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:59 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:58 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:57 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:56 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:52 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:48 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:47 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:46 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:45 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:44 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:43 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:42 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:41 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:40 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:35 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:34 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:31 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:28 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:26 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:25 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:24 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:22 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:21 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:18 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:15 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:13 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:11 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:10 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:09 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:08 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:07 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:06 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:05 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:04 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:00 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:55 Caption #954

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:51 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:50 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:49 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:48 Caption #975

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:47 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:46 Caption #946

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:45 Caption #-32

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:43 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:40 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:39 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:37 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:34 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:33 Caption #937

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:31 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:28 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:27 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:26 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:25 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:24 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:23 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:22 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:21 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:20 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:18 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:17 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:16 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:15 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:14 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:13 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:12 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:11 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:10 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:06 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:04 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:00 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:57 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:56 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:53 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:49 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:48 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:47 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:45 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:44 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:43 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:42 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:41 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:40 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:39 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:38 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:37 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:36 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:35 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:34 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:33 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:32 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:31 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:30 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:29 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:28 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:27 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:25 Caption #965

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:22 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:21 Caption #965

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:18 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:13 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:11 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:09 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:07 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:06 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:03 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:59 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:58 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:56 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:55 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:54 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:52 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:47 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:46 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:45 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:44 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:43 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:42 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:41 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:40 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:39 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:38 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:36 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:35 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:34 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:32 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:31 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:28 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:27 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:25 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:24 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:23 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:21 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:19 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:18 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:17 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:16 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:15 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:14 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:13 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:12 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:11 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:10 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:09 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:07 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:06 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:05 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:04 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:02 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:01 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:00 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:59 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:58 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:57 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:56 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:55 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:54 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:53 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:50 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:45 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:44 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:43 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:43 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:41 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:40 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:39 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:39 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:37 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:28 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:24 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:20 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:19 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:18 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:17 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:16 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:15 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:13 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:09 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:07 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:06 Caption #928

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:02 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:01 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:59 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:56 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:55 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:53 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:47 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:44 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:43 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:42 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:41 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:40 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:39 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:38 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:38 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:36 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:34 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:30 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:28 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:27 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:24 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:22 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:20 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:19 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:17 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:16 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:15 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:14 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:13 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:12 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:11 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:10 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:09 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:06 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:05 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:04 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:03 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:02 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:01 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:00 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:59 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:58 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:56 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:55 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:48 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:47 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:44 Caption #950

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:43 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:42 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:39 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:36 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:35 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:31 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:30 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:27 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:26 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:24 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:22 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:22 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:20 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:18 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:15 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:12 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:11 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:10 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:06 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:05 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:00 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:59 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:58 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:57 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:56 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:55 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:54 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:53 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:52 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:51 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:50 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:49 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:48 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:47 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:46 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:45 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:44 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:43 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:42 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:40 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:39 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:35 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:34 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:32 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:30 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:29 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:27 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:26 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:25 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:24 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:23 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:20 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:18 Caption #-23

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:17 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:16 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:13 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:11 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:10 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:05 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:01 Caption #989

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:17:57 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:17:56 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:17:55 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:17:51 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:17:42 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:17:40 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:17:38 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:17:36 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:17:34 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:17:28 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:17:27 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:17:26 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:17:25 Caption #633

Board

[Post Message]

There are 22 messages for this day.

<Carol> There is a mention of axolotls in "I Like Your Pants" on rathergood.com: ...www.rathergood.com...
I would not have known what axolotls are, except for MEP!

<Lauren> Sunday, February 12th: 22" of fresh powder everywhere around here. Chester Co., PA is snowed in. What's it like where you are?

<Axolotl> And I wouldn't have known about Spongmonkeys or the Tourettaphone if it wasn't for rathergood.com.

<JP> And I would never have known where to hook up with a fenfen, viagra, and tamiflu dealer if it weren't for MEP! Thanks to Mort, I'm thinner, harder, and closer to death than ever.

<Carol> Lauren, it looks like everyplace is snowed in with spam.

<Mort> Ignore me just testing to try and get rid of spam

<Lauren> Happy Valentine's Day!

[I know this is a day late, but it looks like the regulars might not visit everyday anymore, so most of them will never know.]

<Axolotl> Mort, make everyone preview comments to the front page and solve a simple puzzle to post.

Like show three buttons with pics of a cat, a chick and ~~tragedy~~ a happy monkey! Then just the text "Click the monkey to post.

<Lauren> I am NOT a happy monkey right now. I am worried that Mort doesn't like monkies anymore.

<Mort> Oh I do Lauren, so very much.

Axolotl, I was thinking of something along those lines, but your solution was much cuter. I already disabled posting on the board for anytime more than a month ago.

<Lauren> I guess it's no more time travelling for guyPaulo, et al.

<Kumiho> Booo, I want to time travel.

<Lauren> Okay, so does anyone know what the above two posts are about or what caused them? This is even more disturbing on some levels than the spam, which so obviously begs you not to bother reading it.

<Lauren> I see what you're saying, e99WeXmOD9, but don't you think it would be better to leave well enough alone?

<JP> I'd like to buy a vowel. Why doesn't anyone post spam about THAT? Geez.

<jellyloo> I understand it! It all makes sense now!

<Mort> I've added a lil spam blocking element to posting on the board. Remember, too much tilt and you will lose your credits.

Thanks for the idea Axolotl.

<JP> This slot machine is broken.

<Mort> Doesn't seem broken to me.

<Axolotl> I wanted was some herbal V1@g_R@, but only got a sweet website full of monkeys and funny people!

<JP> Yeah, it's broken! I haven't gotten three of anything! Just spam, monkey, viagra. Viagra monkey spam. Spam Viagra Monkey. I keep putting silver dollars into my a: drive and I'm going broke! I think this slot machien is broken and I'd like to speak to the management!

<Lauren> Day 18: Still the same fucking pictures here. No relief in sight. Forced to re-read postsecret page again. At least they change the pix once a week....

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post