Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2006

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Trying to trim your cat's fur...

...can lead to a complex network of scars.

That's why I buy my cats pre-shorn.

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 191 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:01 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:00 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:59 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:58 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:48 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:47 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:46 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:35 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:31 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:30 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:29 Caption #-37

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:28 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:27 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:26 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:25 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:24 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:23 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:14 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:13 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:12 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:11 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:56 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:55 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:51 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:50 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:49 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:33 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:31 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:28 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:22 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:21 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:20 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:12 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:08 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:06 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:03 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:02 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:01 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:50 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:49 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:48 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:47 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:46 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:43 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:42 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:26 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:23 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:21 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:11 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:09 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:08 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:07 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:05 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:03 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:02 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:01 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:00 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:53 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:51 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:47 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:46 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:36 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:32 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:30 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:29 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:28 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:27 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:25 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:22 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:21 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:20 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:11 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:06 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:05 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:04 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:02 Caption #941

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:00 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:58 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:39 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:37 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:35 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:30 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:29 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:28 Caption #942

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:26 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:20 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:15 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:13 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:08 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:07 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:05 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:04 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:03 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:56 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:55 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:54 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:53 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:32 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:23 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:22 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:17 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:05 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:58 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:57 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:56 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:55 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:54 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:53 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:52 Caption #951

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:51 Caption #-38

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:47 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:43 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:29 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:28 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:27 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:26 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:25 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:12 Caption #921

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:11 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:10 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:09 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:08 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:07 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:04 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:04 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:02 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:01 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:00 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:59 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:50 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:49 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:48 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:47 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:44 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:34 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:33 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:27 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:26 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:25 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:24 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:23 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:22 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:15 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:01 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:57 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:56 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:55 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:54 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:53 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:49 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:48 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:47 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:46 Caption #979

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:45 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:43 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:33 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:32 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:31 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:30 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:26 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:25 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:23 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:17 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:11 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:10 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:09 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:08 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:54 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:53 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:52 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:51 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:47 Caption #-51

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:46 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:45 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:44 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:43 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:30 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:29 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:28 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:27 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:17 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:16 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:15 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:14 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:13 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:11 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:09 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:03 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:02 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:01 Caption #0

Board

[Post Message]

There are 22 messages for this day.

<Carol> There is a mention of axolotls in "I Like Your Pants" on rathergood.com: ...www.rathergood.com...
I would not have known what axolotls are, except for MEP!

<Lauren> Sunday, February 12th: 22" of fresh powder everywhere around here. Chester Co., PA is snowed in. What's it like where you are?

<Axolotl> And I wouldn't have known about Spongmonkeys or the Tourettaphone if it wasn't for rathergood.com.

<JP> And I would never have known where to hook up with a fenfen, viagra, and tamiflu dealer if it weren't for MEP! Thanks to Mort, I'm thinner, harder, and closer to death than ever.

<Carol> Lauren, it looks like everyplace is snowed in with spam.

<Mort> Ignore me just testing to try and get rid of spam

<Lauren> Happy Valentine's Day!

[I know this is a day late, but it looks like the regulars might not visit everyday anymore, so most of them will never know.]

<Axolotl> Mort, make everyone preview comments to the front page and solve a simple puzzle to post.

Like show three buttons with pics of a cat, a chick and ~~tragedy~~ a happy monkey! Then just the text "Click the monkey to post.

<Lauren> I am NOT a happy monkey right now. I am worried that Mort doesn't like monkies anymore.

<Mort> Oh I do Lauren, so very much.

Axolotl, I was thinking of something along those lines, but your solution was much cuter. I already disabled posting on the board for anytime more than a month ago.

<Lauren> I guess it's no more time travelling for guyPaulo, et al.

<Kumiho> Booo, I want to time travel.

<Lauren> Okay, so does anyone know what the above two posts are about or what caused them? This is even more disturbing on some levels than the spam, which so obviously begs you not to bother reading it.

<Lauren> I see what you're saying, e99WeXmOD9, but don't you think it would be better to leave well enough alone?

<JP> I'd like to buy a vowel. Why doesn't anyone post spam about THAT? Geez.

<jellyloo> I understand it! It all makes sense now!

<Mort> I've added a lil spam blocking element to posting on the board. Remember, too much tilt and you will lose your credits.

Thanks for the idea Axolotl.

<JP> This slot machine is broken.

<Mort> Doesn't seem broken to me.

<Axolotl> I wanted was some herbal V1@g_R@, but only got a sweet website full of monkeys and funny people!

<JP> Yeah, it's broken! I haven't gotten three of anything! Just spam, monkey, viagra. Viagra monkey spam. Spam Viagra Monkey. I keep putting silver dollars into my a: drive and I'm going broke! I think this slot machien is broken and I'd like to speak to the management!

<Lauren> Day 18: Still the same fucking pictures here. No relief in sight. Forced to re-read postsecret page again. At least they change the pix once a week....

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post