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Most Emailed Photos - 01/18/2006 by Mort
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My new roommate seemed fine at first,

until that one time he came back at 3am drunk...

...and sang the lyrics to Scorpian all night long.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane.

Great caption. I've had roommates like that. Oh, wait. Now that I think of it, I was the drunk roommate.

<Axolotl> The arachnid in the third pane is a pseudoscorpion. They are just a few millimetres long and completely harmless. Cute little bugs, really!
<Kumiho> Do they make good pets? I had a tarantula once that I enjoyed watching.
<dawg> the world was against our marriage, but we shoed them, look at our beautiful offsprins!
<JP> They make great pets, and are high in protein.
<Axolotl> There is a species of pseudoscorpion called Chelifer cancroides that is cosmopolitan (spread by people). It lives on booklice and other small critter that thrive in dusty bookshelves. You may already have them, Kumi!
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