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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004 by David Byrden
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Why, you ask, did I journey deep into the Amazon jungle?

Was it for Science? For Exploration? For Adventure?

No, my friend. I did it for Money.

Yes, Greed drove me into the land of the fearsome Boonga Loongas, whose frenzied drum rythms I wished to sample - without paying royalties.

My only reward was a poisoned arrow in the head.




The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> OH MY! Excellent!
<3Suns> Great way to start the day!
<bolsach> Good one Irish
<apple juice is a verb> i like this one for winner.
<Carol> Nice.
<H. Monkey> "Maybe he died while he was writing it."
"Then he would have said 'AAAAAAAAAGH,' not written 'AAAAAAAAAGH.'"
"Maybe he was giving dictation."
<ElvisThePelvis> Good start...best caption.
<guyPaulo> I vote for this one!

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