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Amongst the elite members of the Japanese Yakuza underworld, dressing all in black leather is the norm.

Some even own small pets, which they dote upon with an eerie kindness.


Typically these people were abandoned in a large Japanese city at a young age and have suffered some horrific, revenge-filled past.

A nonstandard tactic for breaking into the criminal underground is by having yourself injected with some sort of experimental super-serum.

Then you flip out, kill everyone in the lab, and walk calmly out of the flaming wreckage, eager to begin your life of crime.

(Reuters)
(AP)
(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> Ah yes, the begining of a new anime.
<ajiav> That's funny, they let me drink my serum...

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