The Lord God Almighty shook His fluffy ears and pondered His creation.
"I made humans to be naked and free, to live the simple life". He thought.
"And thus it was in the beginning. Woof."
"But now they hoard material possessions and pollute My garden."
"They have even poisoned the phrase 'The Simple Life' with a new, ghastly meaning."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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