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Most Emailed Photos - 08/04/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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The girls I hang out with make fun of me for my long skinny...well you know...but they don't seem to mind when I am lapping at their...nectre...

You know they kind of girls I hang out with, tall, bi-sexual, thong, think anal is the new black.

My mom asks why I hang out with such gutter tripe, and all I can say to her is "Ain't nothin' but the dog in me baby."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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