"Daddy! Whats all this about the 'birds and bees'?"
"Well son, uuummm, uuuhhh you see, a moth dips his beak in a flower and .... uh its like a hummingbird ..and. urrrr..I love your mother very much....hmmmm..."
"Jesus f*cking Christ dad! I thought it was all about gettin' with some fly honey's and waxing that ass! What the f*ck is all that sh*t about moths and hummingbirds and sh*t?"
"THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH, YOUNG MAN! No more HBO for you! You are only allowed to watch "The Planet's Funniest Animals" from now on!"
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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