Not long afterwards, Tony the Gerbil showed up. It was going to be a long night.
Tony had orders from Vinny the Sick Rhesus Monkey. Eddy the Virtuous Red Tree Frog had taken out a contract on Lenny the 5-toothed Ingrate Marmoset
I picked up the phone to call upon my trusted partner in crime, Phil the Pale Skinny Rock Lobster, a.k.a. Guido the Edgy Stingerless Scorpion
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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