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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/23/2003 by Pedro Gonzales
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Some women have almost hypnotic pussies...

... a man must be prepared for the urge to take hold of him...

..but some beavers are so fucking ugly!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<infosponge> Crude but funny. :) I like. :)
<David Byrden> This wins, but DAMN I like Major Tomcat!
<mrs. mort> Not so good. Crude doesnt equal funny.

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