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Most Emailed Photos - 05/30/2006 by Kumiho
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Ours was a torrid love affair, ...with unexpected results. Furious that he hadn't told me about that 'damamged' chromosome in his half of the DNA I kicked him out of my garage and my life.

Years later his body would be found with someone else's head stuffed up his posterior cavity.

Since it's widely assumed that a head can't exist without a body, we figure his head is pushing up dasies somewhere... I'm just wondering if I should checks under the bush in the back...


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<JP> I think you should check. You'll need two mirrors.
<reddman> wikked!!

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