[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/22/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Not every super power is something you would wish for.

Take Irvana for example...

She can crush bones with her mutant Kegel muscles.

Which suddenly developed after she was accidently struck in the crotch by experimental gamma waves.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 333 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:49Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:48Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:46Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:45Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:44Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:42Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:39Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:33Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:32Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:20Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:18Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:17Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:16Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:15Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:10Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:08Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:06Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:05Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:04Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:03Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:01Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:58Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:57Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:51Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:50Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:48Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:45Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:44Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:43Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:42Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:36Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:35Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:33Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:31Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:30Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:29Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:28Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:25Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:24Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:22Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:21Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:11Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:10Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:09Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:08Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:07Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:06Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:04Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:00Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:59Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:58Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:57Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:56Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:55Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:49Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:48Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:47Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:44Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:41Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:40Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:39Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:38Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:37Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:34Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:33Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:31Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:30Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:29Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:26Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:25Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:24Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:23Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:19Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:17Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:15Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:14Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:11Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:10Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:09Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:07Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:06Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:04Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:03Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:02Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:00Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:59Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:57Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:56Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:51Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:49Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:46Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:43Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:41Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:39Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:37Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:36Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:34Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:32Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:31Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:29Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:28Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:25Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:24Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:22Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:21Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:20Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:19Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:16Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:12Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:09Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:08Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:07Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:05Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:04Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:03Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:02Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:00Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:58Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:57Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:56Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:55Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:53Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:51Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:49Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:47Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:46Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:38Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:37Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:36Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:35Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:33Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:32Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:30Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:28Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:27Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:26Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:25Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:23Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:22Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:21Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:20Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:17Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:15Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:11Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:09Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:08Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:07Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:06Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:05Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:04Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:04Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:02Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:00Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:59Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:58Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:57Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:51Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:49Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:44Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:42Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:41Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:37Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:36Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:32Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:27Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:26Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:25Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:24Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:23Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:20Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:19Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:18Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:16Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:15Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:14Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:13Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:12Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:11Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:09Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:06Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:05Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:03Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:02Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:01Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:56Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:55Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:54Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:53Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:46Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:44Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:41Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:39Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:37Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:36Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:31Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:30Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:29Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:28Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:27Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:26Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:23Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:22Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:21Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:20Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:19Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:16Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:13Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:11Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:08Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:04Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:03Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:02Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:01Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:58Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:53Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:51Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:50Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:47Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:43Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:42Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:39Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:36Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:34Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:33Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:32Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:30Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:27Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:26Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:25Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:24Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:23Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:21Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:19Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:18Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:17Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:15Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:11Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:10Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:09Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:08Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:07Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:06Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:05Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:03Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:01Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:00Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:59Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:57Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:56Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:55Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:53Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:52Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:51Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:50Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:49Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:48Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:46Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:45Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:44Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:43Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:42Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:41Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:39Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:38Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:37Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:35Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:34Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:33Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:32Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:31Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:30Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:28Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:27Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:26Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:25Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:22Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:21Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:20Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:19Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:19Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:17Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:16Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:15Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:14Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:11Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:08Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:07Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:00Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:58Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:57Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:56Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:55Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:53Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:51Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:50Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:47Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:46Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:43Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:42Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:39Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:38Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:34Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:32Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:31Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:29Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:26Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:24Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:21Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:20Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:19Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:18Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:17Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:16Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:15Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:14Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:13Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:12Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:11Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:10Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:09Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:04Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:03Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:00Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:59Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:58Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:54Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:53Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:52Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:51Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:50Caption #163

Board [Post Message]


There are 31 messages for this day.
<xavi> All of you should die in the most painful way. You motherfuckers, the world is a better, much better place to live without you, you are a fucking virus!!!
DIE!!!!!!
ALL OF YOU
Black and white are the same!!!
You are the only ones inferior!!!!
<Allen> We are dying in the most painful way...by reading your insightful commentary.
<mypalmike> Besides that, it doesn't really match the photos.
<Mr. Noname> Niggers should all die, except for the hot chicks with big asses ;)

<Mr. Noname> Niggers should all die, except for the hot chicks with big asses ;)

<3Suns> Glad to see the Internet in fine form as always...
<mypalmike> C'mon 3Suns, we know it's you.
<#####> All niggers should die,nothing good
comes from a nigger just more niggers!
white people that see this stand up
and take no more shit from these
monkeys some call human!!!
<yo mama> yo mama is fat
<mike> this seems to be a very bad forum, i hate those people, who call others niggers i am from germany and our folk knows what can happen, so be careful,and don´t give people a platform to say this bullshit!mr. noname are you so shy not to show your real name, but it is always and anywhere the same: they are all "feiglinge" which means, only strong in groups, never show their opinions in regular ways ( for example showing their id ) i just can say fuck yourself!!
michael from germany in nürnberg
sandreuthstr. 28
bavaria
<Axolotl> Oh no, the crazies has found one of the Internets again.

Please leave MEPtopia alone, so that MORT the Benevolent may return again.

<girlie> damn all u people do is wast ur rime by saying things that are irrealivent to what we are doing. and i hate racist. racist are the one whom should die. we are better off with out u.
<someone> wtf has anything on this site got to do with racism?
<Mort> Interesting trolls this week.
<kemisi> As a human i cant even begin to understand some of these comments. I guess i'm fortunate to be a happy person and not hate mayself like it appears so many rascists do. Life is short and as grim as it sound we are ALL going to die, not enough time to hate. I feel so sorry for your waste of life. Rather yours than mine.
<fijsghsgf> all niggers suck and could kiss my ass
<Jim>  My my... There must be a lot of proud mothers out there..
<Thomas A Greene> I've got no problem posting my name!!! After 48 yrs on this earth w/o a single problem w/ any race, creed or philosophy I moved to the mid-south U.S. I now have a big problem w/ niggers & hillbillies! Hillbillies 'cause they're just plain stupid. But niggers, they are the ones that are RACIST! "you white so give it to me for free cause all you whitys owe me!" or "Good Morning. sir" and the response is "OIL CHANGE!!!". well f#@# you all and your nigger attitudes...I WASN'T THERE. so all niggers MUST DIE!
<atimnie> Thomas A. Greene, were you born an asshole, or did you have to work at it?
<jemma> i am a nigger! yo white fuckas i will pop a cap in yo ass!
<jemma> i aint playinj yo mo fos! all yo white fuckas fuck sheep in da ass! yo all should be crematedi will kill yo kids
<e.> jemma you have to be a white person trying to make a mockery of us black people. White people hate us but have been trying to emulate us since ancient eygpt. thomas if you have kids i bet they watch mtv or bet or maybe your wife goes to get tans to be darker. you want our style our voice you want to be us but you cant so you hate.
<Tobias> Its not nice to pick on others because of the color of their skin, not nice at all, there are many sweet people out there, regardless of the irrelevant skincolor.
<Dylan> mike maybe if u lived in the USA you would know how much of a problem niggers are in here, they screw up every city they over take, Detroit for one
<Uncle Tom> Monkey See Monkey Do.

Damn criminals and theiving primitive apes.

Darwin should ressurect and kill off these sub human relics that are ruining modern society.

<Uncle Tom> Monkey See Monkey Do.

Damn criminals and theiving primitive apes.

Darwin should ressurect and kill off these sub human relics that are ruining modern society.

<DONT WORRY ABOUT IT> COME TRY SOME RODNEY KING SHIT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD NIGGERS AND ILL WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR SHIT COLORED SKIN PUNK ASS BLACKS ONLY TOUGH WHEN SOMEONE IS SMALLER THAN YOU OR WHEN YOU OUTNUMBER PEOPLE SCUMBAGS
<DONT WORRY ABOUT IT > AS FAR AS EMULATING YOU BIG LIPPED BITCHES WE CANT HELP IT IF OUR CHILDREN ARE FORCED TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH YOU CRIMINALS AND HAVE ASSEMILATE TO FIT IN WITH THE MAJORITY IN CITY SCHOOLS YOU BLACKS THIS IS NOT WHAT MLK. HAD IN MIND YOU CRY BABIE ASS MOFO'S AND ALL THOSE RACE TRADING SCUMBAGS WHO STOOD WITH MLK IN THE MARCHES AND HELPED YOU SCUMBAGS IN THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD ARE MOST LIKELY SPINNING IN THEIR GRAVES,THE OLD REAL african-americans EVEN ARE DISGUSTED WITH YOU MODERN NIGGERS OH HOW YOU ALL HAVE REGRESSED
<Mark> I do believe the blacks have become the most racist of all the races, as a whole. Except for perhaps the hispanics. The whites are now probably the least racist of all people.
<Pat> Fuck all niggers, scum of the fucking earth .

<jewish nigger> ALL NIGGERS SHOULD BE TIED TO PICK UP TRUCKS AND DRAGGED BACK TO THE FARM. NIGGERS ARE SUB-HUMAN SAVAGES!!! NOTHING MORE THAN SLIGHTLY EVOLVED SILVERBACK GORILLAS


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post