[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/22/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Not every super power is something you would wish for.

Take Irvana for example...

She can crush bones with her mutant Kegel muscles.

Which suddenly developed after she was accidently struck in the crotch by experimental gamma waves.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 317 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:04Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:03Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:02Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:01Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:00Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:57Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:54Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:52Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:51Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:49Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:48Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:47Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:46Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:45Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:44Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:43Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:42Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:41Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:39Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:38Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:37Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:36Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:34Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:31Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:29Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:28Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:27Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:26Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:24Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:23Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:22Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:21Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:18Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:17Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:14Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:13Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:12Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:09Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:07Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:06Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:05Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:03Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:02Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:01Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:00Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:58Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:57Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:56Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:53Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:51Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:49Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:48Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:47Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:46Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:45Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:44Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:43Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:42Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:41Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:40Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:38Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:37Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:36Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:35Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:34Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:33Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:32Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:31Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:30Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:29Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:28Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:26Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:25Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:24Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:23Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:21Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:20Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:19Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:18Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:17Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:16Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:14Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:13Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:12Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:11Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:10Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:08Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:07Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:05Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:03Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:02Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:00Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:58Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:57Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:55Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:54Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:53Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:52Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:51Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:50Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:49Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:48Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:47Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:46Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:45Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:44Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:43Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:40Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:39Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:38Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:37Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:36Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:35Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:34Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:33Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:30Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:29Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:27Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:26Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:23Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:21Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:17Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:14Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:11Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:10Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:09Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:06Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:05Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:04Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:03Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:02Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:01Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:59Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:58Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:57Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:56Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:55Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:54Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:53Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:52Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:51Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:49Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:48Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:47Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:45Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:44Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:43Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:40Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:38Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:33Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:32Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:31Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:28Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:26Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:23Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:22Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:21Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:20Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:19Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:18Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:17Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:16Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:15Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:13Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:12Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:11Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:10Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:09Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:08Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:07Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:04Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:02Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:01Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:58Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:58Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:56Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:54Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:50Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:47Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:43Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:42Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:41Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:40Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:39Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:38Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:37Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:36Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:34Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:33Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:32Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:31Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:30Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:29Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:28Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:27Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:26Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:25Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:24Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:23Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:22Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:21Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:17Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:07Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:01Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:00Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:59Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:57Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:55Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:54Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:45Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:44Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:38Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:36Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:35Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:30Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:29Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:28Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:27Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:24Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:23Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:21Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:18Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:17Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:16Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:15Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:12Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:10Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:08Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:07Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:04Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:59Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:56Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:53Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:51Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:47Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:45Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:41Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:40Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:39Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:38Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:37Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:35Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:34Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:33Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:32Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:23Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:22Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:21Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:20Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:19Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:17Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:16Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:12Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:11Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:09Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:57Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:54Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:51Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:38Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:34Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:33Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:32Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:31Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:30Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:29Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:23Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:19Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:18Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:17Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:14Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:12Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:11Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:03Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:02Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:01Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:57Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:47Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:44Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:43Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:40Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:33Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:30Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:29Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:28Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:27Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:26Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:17Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:16Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:15Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:13Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:09Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:08Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:06Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:04Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:57Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:56Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:54Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:53Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:51Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:41Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:32Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:28Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:26Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:25Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:24Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:23Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:20Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:18Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:17Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:11Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:08Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:05Caption #374

Board [Post Message]


There are 31 messages for this day.
<xavi> All of you should die in the most painful way. You motherfuckers, the world is a better, much better place to live without you, you are a fucking virus!!!
DIE!!!!!!
ALL OF YOU
Black and white are the same!!!
You are the only ones inferior!!!!
<Allen> We are dying in the most painful way...by reading your insightful commentary.
<mypalmike> Besides that, it doesn't really match the photos.
<Mr. Noname> Niggers should all die, except for the hot chicks with big asses ;)

<Mr. Noname> Niggers should all die, except for the hot chicks with big asses ;)

<3Suns> Glad to see the Internet in fine form as always...
<mypalmike> C'mon 3Suns, we know it's you.
<#####> All niggers should die,nothing good
comes from a nigger just more niggers!
white people that see this stand up
and take no more shit from these
monkeys some call human!!!
<yo mama> yo mama is fat
<mike> this seems to be a very bad forum, i hate those people, who call others niggers i am from germany and our folk knows what can happen, so be careful,and don´t give people a platform to say this bullshit!mr. noname are you so shy not to show your real name, but it is always and anywhere the same: they are all "feiglinge" which means, only strong in groups, never show their opinions in regular ways ( for example showing their id ) i just can say fuck yourself!!
michael from germany in nürnberg
sandreuthstr. 28
bavaria
<Axolotl> Oh no, the crazies has found one of the Internets again.

Please leave MEPtopia alone, so that MORT the Benevolent may return again.

<girlie> damn all u people do is wast ur rime by saying things that are irrealivent to what we are doing. and i hate racist. racist are the one whom should die. we are better off with out u.
<someone> wtf has anything on this site got to do with racism?
<Mort> Interesting trolls this week.
<kemisi> As a human i cant even begin to understand some of these comments. I guess i'm fortunate to be a happy person and not hate mayself like it appears so many rascists do. Life is short and as grim as it sound we are ALL going to die, not enough time to hate. I feel so sorry for your waste of life. Rather yours than mine.
<fijsghsgf> all niggers suck and could kiss my ass
<Jim>  My my... There must be a lot of proud mothers out there..
<Thomas A Greene> I've got no problem posting my name!!! After 48 yrs on this earth w/o a single problem w/ any race, creed or philosophy I moved to the mid-south U.S. I now have a big problem w/ niggers & hillbillies! Hillbillies 'cause they're just plain stupid. But niggers, they are the ones that are RACIST! "you white so give it to me for free cause all you whitys owe me!" or "Good Morning. sir" and the response is "OIL CHANGE!!!". well f#@# you all and your nigger attitudes...I WASN'T THERE. so all niggers MUST DIE!
<atimnie> Thomas A. Greene, were you born an asshole, or did you have to work at it?
<jemma> i am a nigger! yo white fuckas i will pop a cap in yo ass!
<jemma> i aint playinj yo mo fos! all yo white fuckas fuck sheep in da ass! yo all should be crematedi will kill yo kids
<e.> jemma you have to be a white person trying to make a mockery of us black people. White people hate us but have been trying to emulate us since ancient eygpt. thomas if you have kids i bet they watch mtv or bet or maybe your wife goes to get tans to be darker. you want our style our voice you want to be us but you cant so you hate.
<Tobias> Its not nice to pick on others because of the color of their skin, not nice at all, there are many sweet people out there, regardless of the irrelevant skincolor.
<Dylan> mike maybe if u lived in the USA you would know how much of a problem niggers are in here, they screw up every city they over take, Detroit for one
<Uncle Tom> Monkey See Monkey Do.

Damn criminals and theiving primitive apes.

Darwin should ressurect and kill off these sub human relics that are ruining modern society.

<Uncle Tom> Monkey See Monkey Do.

Damn criminals and theiving primitive apes.

Darwin should ressurect and kill off these sub human relics that are ruining modern society.

<DONT WORRY ABOUT IT> COME TRY SOME RODNEY KING SHIT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD NIGGERS AND ILL WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR SHIT COLORED SKIN PUNK ASS BLACKS ONLY TOUGH WHEN SOMEONE IS SMALLER THAN YOU OR WHEN YOU OUTNUMBER PEOPLE SCUMBAGS
<DONT WORRY ABOUT IT > AS FAR AS EMULATING YOU BIG LIPPED BITCHES WE CANT HELP IT IF OUR CHILDREN ARE FORCED TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH YOU CRIMINALS AND HAVE ASSEMILATE TO FIT IN WITH THE MAJORITY IN CITY SCHOOLS YOU BLACKS THIS IS NOT WHAT MLK. HAD IN MIND YOU CRY BABIE ASS MOFO'S AND ALL THOSE RACE TRADING SCUMBAGS WHO STOOD WITH MLK IN THE MARCHES AND HELPED YOU SCUMBAGS IN THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD ARE MOST LIKELY SPINNING IN THEIR GRAVES,THE OLD REAL african-americans EVEN ARE DISGUSTED WITH YOU MODERN NIGGERS OH HOW YOU ALL HAVE REGRESSED
<Mark> I do believe the blacks have become the most racist of all the races, as a whole. Except for perhaps the hispanics. The whites are now probably the least racist of all people.
<Pat> Fuck all niggers, scum of the fucking earth .

<jewish nigger> ALL NIGGERS SHOULD BE TIED TO PICK UP TRUCKS AND DRAGGED BACK TO THE FARM. NIGGERS ARE SUB-HUMAN SAVAGES!!! NOTHING MORE THAN SLIGHTLY EVOLVED SILVERBACK GORILLAS


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post