Candy came from out on the island. In the backroom she was everybodys darling.
But she never lost her head Even when she was giving head.
She says, Hey babe Take a walk on the wild side.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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