OK, little brother, listen up. We gotta tell you something important: naked women are attractive.
And when you see them, my son, this will magically appear in your pants.
It's all a natural process, my boy, that produces babies! Got that? We'll explain it more when you're older.
Whaddaya mean, you're running a website called Cumslut Paradise?!?!?!?!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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