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Most Emailed Photos - 11/05/2003 by Mort
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George Bush and Cronies.

Endangered Sea Turtles.

Which would you shoot into space?
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I nearly, quite almost, ruined the whole damn website. Can someone remind me to backup once in a while? I have the main pages all saved, but not your cunning alternatives or guest days.

I guess it wouldn't be such a loss...


There are 14 messages for this day.
<Mort> Ignore me, just testing.
<Roger Mexico> Mort, it would be a good idea to have some sort of jpeg or gif logo, so we can use that to link to the site. And a backed up archive - sure.
<Julie> I don't know Mort but I think I would like to shoot George and his cronis with sea turtles on their heads into space. Like the turtles are their helmets only they hurt them a lot.
<Julie> I mean cronies
<Jack> Yo dudes, he can speell
<yoyology> Mort, if you want, I'd be willing to put together some possible logos. Let me know.
<guyPaulo> Hey Mort, here's an idea. Allow three of your devoted caption monkees to create one logo each, then post the logos and have people vote on the best one. I will gladly submit a design for your site myself (not that it would be really good or anything, but it's the effort that counts).
<Mort> I drew a logo once. It was a monkey fighting a hot chick over an email, since all the photos at that time were hot chicks or cute animals.

I lost that logo somewhere.

Anyway, as long as it's file size small, fits with the site and I like it...
Then it's all good.

<yoyology> Okay, it's an enormous file, it's in .bmp, and it's not web-optimized in any way, but I don't exactly have the tools. Just MS Publisher and MS Paint. Here it is anyway, though:
...linkfilter.net...
<mrs. mort> not a bad concept...maybe with a few refinements it could work
<guyPaulo> Try: ...www.wuw.org...
I can re-size it if needed.
<mrs. mort> ...www.wuw.org... no worky for me
<yoyology> Morticia: I can make changes/send you the .pub file if you want. Did I match the colors right? (yoyology is colorblind)
<Mort> The colours seem to match fine. I'm not sure how clear the photographs are going to be when the image is reduced to a linking button size.
I can redo it in photoshop/illustrator to make the edges of the text smoother. I am still at work, so I haven't had a great deal of time to think about it.

guyPaulo - nice font, but I think it need something else. :)


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