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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003 by guyPaulo
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Scientists have finally figured out a way to clear hardened arteries, but it involves giving up anything which might cause any part of your body to harden.

Pictured here is a life-sized reproduction of Rush Limbaugh's left ventricle. Rush plans on cutting down his cholesterol by only eating the low-fat food prepared by his prison cafeteria.

Heart attack survivor David Letterman plans to implant a small child (pictured here) who will crawl through his chest cavity, scraping out cholesterol along the way.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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The winner this week is yet again:


With his rather long, but good piece on cholesterol.

Honours go to: TJ Eclkleburg and Roger Mexico.

Sorry about the images this week, I let someone else choose them, leading to the rash of penis jokes...

There are 3 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> Step away from the phallus. My try
<yoyology> TWENTY-TWO???????? Holy cow. Giant phallic objects really bring out the crowds, huh?
<guyPaulo> There were some good captions today (yoyology and Elvis)! I am honored to be the top dog!

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