Don't waste half your life trying to eat, gather your food for half the year and then sleep alot.
Can't get out of the house?
Don't waste half your life dying slowly while your family forgets about you, smoke regularly and then die quickly and painfully so all your relatives visit.
Voting cutting down you burger time?
Don't waste half your life worrying about political persuasion, just vote Democrat and then go do something better
Democrat- Understanding Joe Public
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