They sent me to scatter the ashes of our deceased teacher.
I was smoking and talking on the phone.
Without thinking I was using his urn as an ashtray.
What would my old teacher have said about my lack of concentration?
He'd be even more upset if he knew about the incident with his dog, the superglue, and the packing peanuts.
I'm not worthy.
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the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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