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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by Jmofwiw
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They sent me to scatter the ashes of our deceased teacher.

I was smoking and
talking on the phone.


Without thinking
I was using his urn
as an ashtray.

What would my old teacher have said
about my lack of
concentration?


He'd be even more upset if he knew about the incident with his dog, the superglue, and the packing peanuts.

I'm not worthy.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<H. Monkey> I, sadly, can so relate.

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