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Most Emailed Photos - 11/18/2004 by Roger Mexico
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Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright,
In the forests of the night,
Doth a frightened piglet hide
Inside thy outward fearsome pride?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the lustfire of thine eyes?
With what "schwings" do you aspire?
With which hand dare seize desire?

What soft shoulder, on yon tart,
Could stiff thy shlong and beat thy heart?
And when thy heart pumped up thy meat,
Tyger, Tyger, got cold feet?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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