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Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2004 by Roger Mexico
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When I grow up, I'm gonna buy me a rockin' weapon system!

Gonna kill me some Croats, Iraqis, Somalis, Koreans, UN-ians -- any of them damn brown-skinned terrorists at all!

An' if that freaky ol' English bulldog don't join in and share the fun -- I'll kill him too!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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