[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2004 by Roger Mexico
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When I grow up, I'm gonna buy me a rockin' weapon system!

Gonna kill me some Croats, Iraqis, Somalis, Koreans, UN-ians -- any of them damn brown-skinned terrorists at all!

An' if that freaky ol' English bulldog don't join in and share the fun -- I'll kill him too!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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