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Most Emailed Photos - 09/25/2005 by Mort
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For every mutant super hero with amazing powers you have 1,000 other mutants with lesser abilities.

While Wolverine has thrusting hand blades, this fatal mutant had a thrusting pancreas blade.

Spider man can spin web, but this unfortunately attractive woman spews feminine freshness products from every orifice.

Keep your web spurting penis in it's sheath there Spiderdog!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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It's a caption. Shocking! It will be gone soon, better hurry to get it signed.

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