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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 05/12/2004 by Mort
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Fuel costs are so high,

and the planet so far, but

Earth girls are easy.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

This is the second HAIKU day, strangely the last one had a gas price image in it too. I wonder if we will have another board haiku battle?


There are 14 messages for this day.
<Morgus> Can we have a limerick day sometime?
<Kumiho> I found a pix of Mort as a youngster!...story.news.yahoo.com...
<guyPaulo> Is it ok if we just talk about writing haikus in our captions?
<Lauren> Morgus asked Mort for a day
When all poets could come out to play
To see who is worse
At writing some verse
With the rhyme scheme aabba
<guyPaulo> Mort hits the keyboard;
"You all must write haikus! NOW!"
Caption monkies cry.

Haikus can be tough.
Especially for me,
Since I can not count.

<Pedro Gonzales> Lets have an amnesty- who has been counting on their fingers when captioning?!
<Mort> I am probably
the worst at the writing haiku
and all poetry.
<shininglion> 
Mort, you make me sad.
Haiku is so difficult...
I suck at writing.
<guyPaulo> Cheer up s-lion.
I've got an idea for you:
Eat some Christians!
<Morgus> Lauren may have quenched all need for limericks in these quarters!
<jordie3> Head is aching hard
Difficult to concentrate
No more straight hot fudge
<cody> what is up jim you are my all time faverit acter i hered you are making a neww movie caled fun with dick and jane cant wait to see it holy moly it is time to go maby you shuld give me a call sumetime is youre number still 911 allrightythen cody
<> I need some one to suck my dick.
<Fuck> Hey what's happen to your balls.


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