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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/06/2004 by guyPaulo
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Call my heart a stoney desert, I don't care.

I just don't like tigers. I don't care if they DO go extinct. In the wild, a tiger would eat a human without a moment's hesitation, so screw them.

And screw those evil-looking gray sea-turles too. They give me the creeps.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Having a bad day, are you?
<guyPaulo> Tiger and turtles are two animals which I could certainly do without.
<Desiree> I Love Turtles and Tigers!! They are so cute

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