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Call my heart a stoney desert, I don't care.

I just don't like tigers. I don't care if they DO go extinct. In the wild, a tiger would eat a human without a moment's hesitation, so screw them.

And screw those evil-looking gray sea-turles too. They give me the creeps.


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<Lauren> Having a bad day, are you?
<guyPaulo> Tiger and turtles are two animals which I could certainly do without.
<Desiree> I Love Turtles and Tigers!! They are so cute

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