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Alright, its Internet porn time! Let's fire up google and see what I can find!

Google Search: "Naked Russian Cheerleaders"

Shit. This isn't what I wanted...

Let's try something a little less specific....

Google Search: "pussies and melons"

What the f*ck?!? Is there NO porn to be found today? I give up!

Screw it. I guess I'll just finish the research for my term paper.

Google Search: "Ancient Tombs"

.....god I hate the internet...



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